No Spaghetti Straps?

FYI, sweetcheeks. The official image of the Lucky Scrotum Kerfuffle is now available for purchase through a Cafepress website originated by The Disco Mermaids. I was a little sad to see that spaghetti strap shirts aren't offered (those of us without breasts are very partial to that form of clothing) but at least there's something called the Newbery Jewels Classic Thong. That, in and of itself, is amusing enough for a gander. All money is going to the Friends of the San Luis Obispo Public Library which will allow you to look snazzy AND gain some sweet sweet karma on the side. Slick.