A Cat Headed Poodle Walrus
My mother writes me and says that this is funny.
I do not believe her, but I check out the link anyway.
Five minutes later my co-workers think I'm having a seizure at my desk, the way I keep twitching and making loud inappropriate noises.
Best of all, it's Halloween-related (tangentially), so that's all right. Honestly, I wish I could write blogs posts like this. It's just too too good.