I'm Blind!

Huh. That's interesting. My eyeballs have decided of their own free will to leap from my sockets and scurry to parts unknown. What could I have possibly done to offend them in this manner? I'll rethink the steps that got me to my eyeball-less state.

Let's see, first I was goofing about on the Internet during my lunch break.
Then I saw an article on a Media news listserv and following the link and...

Ah.
Mystery solved.