A Tip o' the Hat

Many thanks to Whither Laffs for finding alternative titles to the recent Paul Rudnick Shouts & Murmurs piece. Dan, as you can see, went an alternate route wherein he twisted already existing children's titles into pieces that are just plain wrong. Dan's piece is dirtier (you are warned) but show that he has a more than passing familiarity with a large swath of kidlit out there.