Thanks, Farrelly Brothers. Thanks for Nuthin'.

As April 1st fell on a Sunday, and as I spent my particular Sunday rolling in popcorn kernels whilst reading trashy magazines and watching There's Something About Mary for the very first time (true story) I didn't see any of the fun April Fool's Internet postings out there. I did not read the eleven fake postings on Strollerderby (I think the baby iPod one might actually be true). I did not read about the nutty wireless Google service that works via your commode. And most regrettably of all I did not see the near sainthood of sometimes children's author Neil Gaiman. Ah well. There's always next year.