Happy Mother's Day!

I admit that in spite of the hitherto lack of little ones ah-banging and ah-bungling around my knees, I enjoy the occasional parenting blog like Strollerderby. Recently they had a great series of segments describing what NOT to get the matriarch of any given home. Take a moment today, then, to make it quite clear to your own mama that she should be bloody grateful you didn't get her anything found here, or here, or certainly not here.