Hatchet VII: Chokeberries Just Aren't Gonna Cut It Anymore

When alerted that their Superman films were linked on this blog, one of the comedians involved had this to say:

Now that we're in with the niche market, let's make a short where Superman beats Gary Paulsen to death with his Newbery Medal. Here's the tag line: Will they bury the hatchet...or each other?

To which someone else replied...

I was thinking more that Superman could learn the REAL reason behind the mysterious death of Richard Scarry. Wait, he's still alive? Um...make it Maurice Sendak. Wait, HE'S still alive?! Get me The Scorpion. Tell him Maurice Sendak must die tonight.

The plot thickens.