Within a Mile of Her
I'm working today from 12-8. That means that around 7:30 I'll be right around the corner from J.K. Rowling. Honest! Today's the long awaited Harry, Carrie & Garp talk at the Radio City Music Hall. Now I'm going to say some words to Ms. Rowling mano a mano.
Hi. Ms. Rowling, I'm sure you've been in enough libraries in the world already, yes? So many, in fact, that you'd rather poke small pointy things in your tender eye sockets rather than deal with just one more. But have you ever seen Winnie-the-Pooh in person? I thought not. And he's just dying to meet you too. I can't get him to shut up about it (he's a big fan of your website). Let's face it. You're the most popular children's writer alive at this moment in time and the New York Public Library's Central Children's Room is just adorable. Isn't it time for you two to get together?
Failing her appearance, any of you yahoos who want to stop by before the show to say howdy are more than welcome to do so. I'll give you a free clown nose if you do. After all, I'm literally 3 blocks away.
While I wait, enjoy The Potter Song.