Making the Lord of Darkness Work For You
Why leave the fate of your car to wimpy Claws and too-often-ignored alarms? Now there's a system that's bound to protect the needs of your family, while drawing on the powers of dark itself. Yes, it's the Eye of Sauron Theft Protection System.
We're not entirely certain what the Eye of Sauron does to potential thieves, but rest assured that it's nasty. Nasty nasty nasty.
Thanks to Out of Ambit for the link.