They Don't Hardly Make 'Em Like These, No More
I have just located a list of 11 Least Intimidating Movie Villains that is well worth your precious time and energy. Two children's films in particular ended up on the list.
Nothing as in The Nothing in The Neverending Story
"Hey. You know what would have made a scarier villain in this movie than 'The Nothing'?... 'The Something'."
David Bowie as The Goblin King Jareth in Labyrinth
"Director: David, this just isn't working. I'm just not buying you as a terrifying, wicked villain right now. Do you have any ideas?
Bowie: Well, I guess we could put more glitter on me.
Director: Good. That could work."
Dunno if I agree with that one. You ever watched Bowie's nether regions during the Dance, Magic, Dance sequence? It still gives me chills.
Thanks to Cinematical for the link.