Quote: "Russian Fishermen Catch Squeaking Alien and Eat It"
Look, I understand the temptation. Humans are wired in such a way that if they catch something they think is an alien, the only natural thing to do is to try and gulp it down. I understand it. Just... try a little harder to resist the urge, guys.
Chalk this one under the potential picture book list.
Thanks to Neil Gaiman for the link.