Please oh Please Say There Will Be Animatronics

Once you finish the final Harry Potter book, what do you intend to do for the rest of your life? What point will your miserable little existence even have? Would you like a suggestion? Perhaps you should consider running away from home. Not to join the circus, mind you. No, consider instead joining the Harry Potter Theme Park that Universal Studios Florida is currently building.

" . . . until now, the closest thing to a Harry Potter theme park that's been built is the Alnwick Castle, location of Hogwarts School, so it's somewhat of an untested idea." Which explains why my aforementioned copy of Alice in Sunderland contains a section of text that refers to Alnwick Castle as Hogwarts. Huh!

I credit this link to Zee Says, who has some possible rides and shows in mind as related to this peculiar creation.