.... and while I'm ripping off bookshelves of doom
Why not go whole hog and just start reprinting everything she's already said?
For example, I've very good news. It's always a thrill when your favorite authors start writing blogs of their own. How great is it then that Geoffrey Chaucer has decided to grace us with his very own? Favorite post thus far, "Gowere is Gettynge Realli Jealous Nowe".