I think the kitty was the kicker

I like bookshelves of doom a little too much sometimes. I won't tell you what this particular post is about. You'll need to follow the link. I'll just include the sentence that she said had her "laughing like a freak". Me too, good buddy. Quotes don't get much faker than this:

Hermione is my favourite, because she’s smart and has a kitty. Jesus died because he was weak and stupid.”
- 6-yr-old Jessica Lehman