Meet a Hot Man of Children's Literature For Free

I am of course referring to none other than Brian Selznick himself. The Donnell Central Children's Room is proud to announce that this Thursday from 6-8 you could meet Mr. S live and in person. He is funny. He is cute. He has just written a novel that will change what you think you know about children's literature. But the greatest incentive? When asked by my boss, "Shall we peel the grapes" in preparation for this visit, he had the wherewithal to reply, "Please peel only the purple ones, as I like the green grapes as they are".

Charm incarnate.