Why You Should Join My Profession

Uh.
Cause it's, like, totally a Get Ahead Career of 2007 according to U.S. News and World Report. Under the Librarian heading one may discover that

Librarians these days must be high-tech information sleuths, helping researchers plumb the oceans of information available in books and digital records. It's an underrated career.

Darn tootin'.

Though, as Leila was quick to point out on bookshelves of doom, the idea that my workplace, "needless to say, is placid", is laughable at the very least.

Thanks to bookshelves of doom for the link.