There's no news like old news. I'm sure you all heard last week that Jim Carrey is planning on writing a children's book. "It's called Cynthia's New Friend. It's about how we hate change. We hate people to change because we're afraid they'll fly away." Gee, folks. I'm just glad someone had the wherewithal to write this. It's not like it's ever been written about before. By the way, Blogger needs to install a font that conveys sarcasm adequately. Could have come in handy just now.
Carrey's also looking more and more like the lead singer from Zandelle, my new favorite only-in-NYC-could-this-lack-of-irony-exist band.
Thanks to Big A little a for the harrowing news.