"FOOLISH MORTALS, IT KNOWS ALL."
Neil Gaiman has established Neil and His Magnificent Oracular Journal on his website. Merely think of the question you need answered, click upon his face, and watch as the be-turbaned avatar ensconced in a crystal ball tries plucks your answer from amongst the umpteen bazillion posts Neil has written at one time or another.
Yeah. It's Monday. I'm scrounging a little here.