Fuse #8

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Google Searches

August is here! Time to sort through the Google and Blogger searches that inevitably waylaid travelers to my little blog this past July.

7/24/06 - ear clogging can't pop
This is was one person I was honestly sad I wasn't able to help. A cry for help if ever I heard of it.

7/26/06 - cute as defense
Well, it's true. How else can you explain why anything in this world can scream at the top of its lungs 24/7 and not end up dead?

7/26/06 - what happens on chapter 56 in Inkheart
I get a lot of searches from people who want book reports on specific books. This person took it a step further in their optimistic belief that all you have to do is type in some information into a search engine and it'll appear BINGO!

7/27/06 - online dating, love, sex, relationships, blogspot
No idea how they found me. Honestly. I met my current husband when I was a dinky Freshman in college and he was a big man on campus Senior.

7/31/06 - her-lower-half machine
Hee hee hee hee hee. I don't care what it means. I LOVE IT!


At 6:01 PM , Blogger Disco Mermaids said...

Hilarious, Ms. Fuse! Especially Her Lower Half Machine. That'd make a great band name.

- Jay

At 7:24 PM , Blogger fusenumber8 said...

Or, failing that, a signature song. Kudos to anyone who can come up with a couple lyrics for it.

At 11:17 PM , Blogger Lizzy said...

(To the tune of "Jeopardy" by the Greg Kihn Band)

Her lower half machine, baby
Her lower half machine, baby

Don't be cute
Don't be funny now
Ms. Fuse Number Eight
Oh, what's the use
Save your money now
Blog ads can be great.

At 3:01 AM , Blogger Cassandra3383 said...

That was just too funny! lmao! You ought to post this at webdate because all the cute guys in there loves a woman with a sense of humor!


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