Shoo. Scram. Skedaddle.
Which is to say, it's time to high-tail it over to Oz and Ends yet again. J.L. Bell has written a magnificent critique of Artemis Fowl that not only gives the series a little more background on its initial release than some of us (= me) were aware, but manages to tie-in Eoin Colfer's books to a spot of Irish Nationalism. Read.