Not in My Size

I am not referring to the red dress. I am referring to these pajamas:
Aw man. PJs with excuses for not going to bed written all over them? A free board book? Hot dogs? The words "Vroom! Vroomy - Vroom - Vroom!" written all over your legs?

And what do the adults get? This. Ugh.

Not like I care or anything.

*sniffle*