You Know You've Hit It Big When Shouts & Murmurs Is Actually Funny

Well, not "funny" in terms of ha-ha funny. More "funny" like, I-ate-a-pint-of-day-old-jello-and-I-feel-funny funny. Shouts & Murmurs is never ha-ha funny, but at least they're on the right track here. Dan, my official funny friend, I charge you to rewrite this article and make it ha-ha funny. Go!

Thanks to Read Roger for the link.