It's Nice To Live In a Town With Free Onions On the Street
Nation's Gays Demand Right To Library Cards: Moderates Propose Increased Browsing Privileges.
Choice phrase of the day:
Some moderates who believe the country is not yet ready for full homosexual library-card access are proposing to state and local lawmakers a compromise solution in the form of a limited-access "Short-Term Government Literacy Loan" card. While the card would grant some borrowing privileges, it would have higher late-return penalties, shorter borrowing times, and may not be recognized as valid by all libraries within the municipality in which it was issued.
Labels: Fake News, No It's Not Real (Sheesh), The Onion


