Funny It Up, Y'all

Horn Book Magazine wants your funny and it wants it now. You know that little last page end-bit at the back of every issue? Well apparently HoBo is running out of yuksters. They are in desperate need of amusement. How desperate? Roger's appealing to the nation via his blog.

Alkelda, I'm looking at you. I'm looking right directly at you. Children's Books That Never Were? Too perfect an opportunity to miss, no?