Imagine If They Combined the Two

Crazy kooky blog Lady, That's My Skull (winner of the Title I Wish I Had Thought To Give MY Blog Award of 2007) doesn't just offer commentary on comic book news, like the truly stupid decision Marvel recently made to kill off Mary Jane in Spiderman via (and this is true) his radioactive sperm. No, this blog even goes so far as to pinpoint what it is about the upcoming Nancy Drew movie that may be cause for concern. Good thoughts all around.

Oh. And remember that Hardy Boys movie with Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller that we thought might be a rumor?

No such luck.

So on the one hand is a serious Nancy Drew and on the other hand a farcical Hardy Boys. If I hear that the Olsen twins are planning something around the Bobbsey Twins, heads will roll. Ditto Lindsey Lohan as Trixie Belden. We're having none of it. NONE!

Tounge-Tied

Um...

Wha?

Erp..

Gah?

Oh. I see. It's the magical triumverate of the damned. Stiller! Cruise! Levy! Put them all together and what do you have? An Instant Hardy Boys Wrought Apocalypse Special.

Then again, TMZ reported this, so it could all be bupkiss.